20 “Go to heaven for the climate, hell for the company.” -Mark Twain “Uncle doesn’t give a damn about Jesus!” - Greta Garbo “I like to drink and fuck.” - Louise BrooksTumblr (3.0; @notreallythere)http://notreallythere.tumblr.com/<p>Who do I have to do dirty things to in order to play Alva in this new Garbo movie?<br/> Or Louise. I&#8217;ll take either.</p>http://notreallythere.tumblr.com/post/51069901819http://notreallythere.tumblr.com/post/51069901819Wed, 22 May 2013 10:11:58 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/321731ddf8b083a9f05bb77d9e3012a6/tumblr_mn6g9r6koK1qfyjtpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://notreallythere.tumblr.com/post/51066113520http://notreallythere.tumblr.com/post/51066113520Wed, 22 May 2013 08:41:42 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/552b8dc3448fb9b857400a461b300ffc/tumblr_mh89vmycYM1qcsujvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wehadfacesthen.tumblr.com/post/41553098537/marlene-dietrich-and-her-daughter-maria-riva">wehadfacesthen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Marlene Dietrich</strong> and her daughter Maria Riva, 1930, in a photo taken by director Josef von Sternberg</p> </blockquote>http://notreallythere.tumblr.com/post/51066109253http://notreallythere.tumblr.com/post/51066109253Wed, 22 May 2013 08:41:35 -0400Me: you know what, can I have a cappuccino?<br /> The Guy: uh, I don't know if it's working.<br /> Me: yeah i mean i just have to ask for it because who the fuck does that?<br /> The Guy: yeah I don't know if we even have the things for it-<br /> Me: yeah I bet you don't! Because I'm the first person that's EVER done this. http://notreallythere.tumblr.com/post/51037782467http://notreallythere.tumblr.com/post/51037782467Tue, 21 May 2013 22:03:59 -0400assholeim the assholealways the asshole<p><a href="http://rootbeef.tumblr.com/post/49462885294/notreallythere-reblogged-your-photoset" class="tumblr_blog">rootbeef</a>:</p> <blockquote><a class="username" href="http://notreallythere.tumblr.com/">notreallythere</a> <a class="notification_target" href="http://notreallythere.tumblr.com/post/49456415653/rootbeef-so-patrick-stewarts-twitter-is-the">reblogged</a> your photoset<span class="colon">:</span> <em style="white-space:nowrap;"> <a href="http://notreallythere.tumblr.com/post/49456415653/rootbeef-so-patrick-stewarts-twitter-is-the">So Patrick Stewart’s twitter is the cutest thing…</a> </em> <blockquote><p> He’s literally adorable </p></blockquote><p>that doesn’t even make fucking sense dumbass</p></blockquote> <p>Haters gonna hate</p>http://notreallythere.tumblr.com/post/51030740778http://notreallythere.tumblr.com/post/51030740778Tue, 21 May 2013 20:37:59 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/47df4e8522d2f42db3e9f2ebeda8c942/tumblr_mk121vHOPe1r96uqyo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://notreallythere.tumblr.com/post/51030540856http://notreallythere.tumblr.com/post/51030540856Tue, 21 May 2013 20:35:26 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8c4a08d6935b75270a7c35e074f7ee63/tumblr_mn67ia4VWX1s0x3nro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://unforgettable-angels.tumblr.com/post/51022520525/hedy-lamarr" class="tumblr_blog">unforgettable-angels</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Hedy Lamarr</p></blockquote>http://notreallythere.tumblr.com/post/51030502684http://notreallythere.tumblr.com/post/51030502684Tue, 21 May 2013 20:34:57 -0400“But I was too young to know how to love her”<br/><br/> - <em>Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, <em>The Little Prince</em> (via <a href="http://afraidofvirginiawoolf.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog">afraidofvirginiawoolf</a>)</em>http://notreallythere.tumblr.com/post/51030492307http://notreallythere.tumblr.com/post/51030492307Tue, 21 May 2013 20:34:49 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0abd260812fdf3664e520f1a163ff575/tumblr_mn453zudXZ1runxeno2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d589ab8afeb02a863b383e1837616315/tumblr_mn453zudXZ1runxeno3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/67ec41297fe1cfbadd5f00ff794366aa/tumblr_mn453zudXZ1runxeno1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0554a0fede24beea582137d2c0a96a21/tumblr_mn453zudXZ1runxeno4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ee71a46328ab814b9e65973a3c29874f/tumblr_mn453zudXZ1runxeno5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3848fe6ef4b170e710c0d35fdcbdc2c2/tumblr_mn453zudXZ1runxeno6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://notreallythere.tumblr.com/post/51030413318http://notreallythere.tumblr.com/post/51030413318Tue, 21 May 2013 20:33:50 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0c3b7d382abc6e26973168ade9334dbe/tumblr_mn5vcxxh6j1r1ad86o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/146d83626529d941c738b82c173b3621/tumblr_mn5vcxxh6j1r1ad86o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/10356176303274ed69eb3b3083ac35ff/tumblr_mn5vcxxh6j1r1ad86o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c357329bc8b3a7ab262fdc6cbde77d86/tumblr_mn5vcxxh6j1r1ad86o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ef2953d1bc672866c22b4aeb542ccb97/tumblr_mn5vcxxh6j1r1ad86o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7f544fd973e2c78a940122599d2abb29/tumblr_mn5vcxxh6j1r1ad86o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small>Giant (1956)</small></p> </blockquote>http://notreallythere.tumblr.com/post/51030335784http://notreallythere.tumblr.com/post/51030335784Tue, 21 May 2013 20:32:50 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e2b9f445d00bfcd08f1c4f4855bac017/tumblr_mn11ye6lcP1rn5a30o1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f13e73984369fd173d939c71362130db/tumblr_mn11ye6lcP1rn5a30o2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0116a5a9900c0f89ae1ad178dfc357bf/tumblr_mn11ye6lcP1rn5a30o3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0264184bcfcdaa4563171f51ab32c31d/tumblr_mn11ye6lcP1rn5a30o4_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f7eb9c6e57e8371f76c1c56c6cadf854/tumblr_mn11ye6lcP1rn5a30o5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e1233aa6470ffc0571f08904f8421cdd/tumblr_mn11ye6lcP1rn5a30o6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2d0afe071acb4e361ae32d0791ac4cd1/tumblr_mn11ye6lcP1rn5a30o7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a042189796920ef746c9f0d26b2fd10e/tumblr_mn11ye6lcP1rn5a30o10_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/153003369211f9652fe8e13a82602f4f/tumblr_mn11ye6lcP1rn5a30o8_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/104089ee0fff0661d985e60aa8f2ed35/tumblr_mn11ye6lcP1rn5a30o9_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://leobsession.tumblr.com/post/50912655097/which-one-is-your-fave">leobsession</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Which one is your fave? </p> </blockquote> <p>Aviator and Django he was so good what a boss</p>http://notreallythere.tumblr.com/post/51030223881http://notreallythere.tumblr.com/post/51030223881Tue, 21 May 2013 20:31:22 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/04b0b3e0bc665b0f3a60fbedc524b85d/tumblr_mn68qbZ4Zp1qhep2vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://gelsominas.tumblr.com/post/51024660216/carlo-ponti-and-sophia-loren-photographed-by" class="tumblr_blog">gelsominas</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><small>Carlo Ponti and Sophia Loren, photographed by Alfred Eisenstaedt</small></p></blockquote>http://notreallythere.tumblr.com/post/51030149047http://notreallythere.tumblr.com/post/51030149047Tue, 21 May 2013 20:30:27 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c4272a376f1e8ff5efdb3177c9ba1b3d/tumblr_ml6gfsEPCO1qfhv0wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://notreallythere.tumblr.com/post/51030039381http://notreallythere.tumblr.com/post/51030039381Tue, 21 May 2013 20:29:02 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1r8w4iaiU1rqf3xpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bonerdonor.tumblr.com/post/51021861697/treespeech-star-sand-found-only-on-a-few">bonerdonor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://treespeech.tumblr.com/post/20306030320/star-sand-found-only-on-a-few-beaches-in-southern">treespeech</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Star Sand, found only on a few beaches in southern Japan, is made up entirely of the calcified shells of marine protozoa that once lived on the ocean floor.</p> </blockquote> <p>COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLIE</p> </blockquote>http://notreallythere.tumblr.com/post/51030025901http://notreallythere.tumblr.com/post/51030025901Tue, 21 May 2013 20:28:52 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dbb66a7dcdf8ed2385ee835208edd240/tumblr_mmqtsw4Bk01qircwfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://holdthisphoto.tumblr.com/post/51026678171/1930-by-man-ray" class="tumblr_blog">holdthisphoto</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>1930</p> <p>by <a href="http://www.centrepompidou.fr/cpv/ressource.action?param.id=FR_R-aa7124e3f127f99ce1e9b6331be237&param.idSource=FR_O-5e3ad2f11e634acc1ca15e9dd72da251">Man Ray</a></p></blockquote>http://notreallythere.tumblr.com/post/51029855882http://notreallythere.tumblr.com/post/51029855882Tue, 21 May 2013 20:26:42 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8af14c81811002f3cb6a0da3b2a8c464/tumblr_mn63jxbePx1qkww7to1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://notreallythere.tumblr.com/post/51029830492http://notreallythere.tumblr.com/post/51029830492Tue, 21 May 2013 20:26:22 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/96c8fdffdf7b603b4dba112c9af107ae/tumblr_mk3cwl48d71r9nei3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://notreallythere.tumblr.com/post/51029713201http://notreallythere.tumblr.com/post/51029713201Tue, 21 May 2013 20:24:52 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_51029668318" src="http://notreallythere.tumblr.com/post/51029668318/audio_player_iframe/notreallythere/tumblr_mn67w7IWcn1r36ajh?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fnotreallythere%2F51029668318%2Ftumblr_mn67w7IWcn1r36ajh" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/>http://notreallythere.tumblr.com/post/51029668318http://notreallythere.tumblr.com/post/51029668318Tue, 21 May 2013 20:24:18 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/25e11a031d01665376853274b9cebf8c/tumblr_mma7o9loJB1r9fd2wo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <div><big>A</big><small>udrey and I met in a seductive ambience [in] a <em>very</em> sensual time in the Mediterranean. We got on immediately. After the first day’s rehearsals, I could tell that the relationship would work out wonderfully. Either the chemistry is there or it isn’t…That happened with Audrey. Performing with Audrey was quite disturbing, actually…With a woman as sexy as Audrey, you sometimes get to the edge where make-believe and reality are blurred—all that staring into each other’s eyes…I won’t discuss it more because of the degree of intimacy involved. The time spent with Audrey is one of the closest I’ve ever had. <strong>—Albert Finney </strong></small></div> </blockquote> <p></p>http://notreallythere.tumblr.com/post/51029490059http://notreallythere.tumblr.com/post/51029490059Tue, 21 May 2013 20:21:59 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/210542eff787aa8badbccf5cba0d32f5/tumblr_mmjxkpGDWK1r96uqyo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2ee13c60c7c473ea3b5f8c95b722e4d7/tumblr_mmjxkpGDWK1r96uqyo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0d008498713a83372ef551c4c632318e/tumblr_mmjxkpGDWK1r96uqyo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6f09935870a9c67d68f3044e33852a31/tumblr_mmjxkpGDWK1r96uqyo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/948f1c409b98f384488aeb8522432f72/tumblr_mmjxkpGDWK1r96uqyo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/91eba6e3167c14246a19f52759d7eb07/tumblr_mmjxkpGDWK1r96uqyo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/748cf6b4e7a9fa34a681099532ac7f8c/tumblr_mmjxkpGDWK1r96uqyo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2ae7ae89b3e0047bfaf9f35615308025/tumblr_mmjxkpGDWK1r96uqyo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e936419ec4975f076e2bb5852042b95e/tumblr_mmjxkpGDWK1r96uqyo10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d72ec9cb5f988aa08ce3efeee68abd84/tumblr_mmjxkpGDWK1r96uqyo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small>Audrey Hepburn and Albert Finney on the set of Two for the Road, 1967 </small></p> <p><em><small>They began giggling the moment they were introduced, and they didn’t stop until the end of the shoot. It took acting like children to make them feel like grown-ups, and sometimes, it didn’t feel like acting at all. They entered that blurry realm after acting called surprise, when actors let go of their own thoughts and feelings and, as if through intravenous transfusion, fade into each other. In those few months of production on Two for the Road, Audrey and Albie lived a brief lifetime of romance. Whatever happened to them in the hushed moments before a take, or privately, in seaside alcoves away from the set, can only be extrapolated from what they left on film: a dictionary’s worth of silent shorthand, realized in split-second nuance. And then their romance ended quickly, as soon as it had begun.</small></em></p> </blockquote>http://notreallythere.tumblr.com/post/51029457520http://notreallythere.tumblr.com/post/51029457520Tue, 21 May 2013 20:21:34 -0400