Sixty Apples a Day?

About Me

19 "Go to heaven for the climate, hell for the company." -Mark Twain "Uncle doesn't give a damn about Jesus!" - Greta Garbo "I like to drink and fuck." - Louise Brooks "Pro hoe." I'm the social Greta Garbo who swears like Elizabeth Taylor and smiles like Audrey Hepburn. I don't know where my boobs fit into that equation. Ask me anything