At the doctor getting a strep test
Nurse: I’m sorry Me: oh no worries, that was relatively quick compared to what I’m used to! Nurse: oh… Me: haha…WAIT NOT LIKE THAT.
A list of things that do not offend people
yiffmyass: nyeeeeaaaah: • • • • • why are all the dots black you fucking racist
I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it.– Audrey Hepburn (via palecastofthought)
Remember how it was back then, all those many years ago? With the rainy breeze across your face that searched for answers in those gray skies and the feeling of your leathery hands against your worry wrinkles? Stop it, you shouldn’t.
humanlight replied to your post: I for drunk and ate a daffodil off of Madison… done it before, I aint dead yet. Of course you have lol it tasted delicious!
I for drunk and ate a daffodil off of Madison avenue and I’m pretty sure I’m going to regret it a lot. Apparently they are quite poisonous. I only ate the petals…