Me at the movies concession stand
Me: you know what, can I have a cappuccino?
The Guy: uh, I don't know if it's working.
Me: yeah i mean i just have to ask for it because who the fuck does that?
The Guy: yeah I don't know if we even have the things for it-
Me: yeah I bet you don't! Because I'm the first person that's EVER done this.
rootbeef: notreallythere reblogged your photoset: So Patrick Stewart’s twitter is the cutest thing… He’s literally adorable that doesn’t even make fucking sense dumbass Haters gonna hate
But I was too young to know how to love her– Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince (via afraidofvirginiawoolf)
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
Parents anniversary. Step dad has to get a colonoscopy that day. And I haven’t stopped laughing since I found out a week ago. LOL.
People speak sometimes about the ‘bestial’ cruelty of man, but that is terribly...– Dostoyevsky (via kateoplis)
deforest: whoa slow down stop this fast crazy destructive glamorous and exploitative hollywood actor life