May 2013
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Me at the movies concession stand
Me: you know what, can I have a cappuccino?
The Guy: uh, I don't know if it's working.
Me: yeah i mean i just have to ask for it because who the fuck does that?
The Guy: yeah I don't know if we even have the things for it-
Me: yeah I bet you don't! Because I'm the first person that's EVER done this.
rootbeef:
notreallythere reblogged your photoset:
So Patrick Stewart’s twitter is the cutest thing…
He’s literally adorable that doesn’t even make fucking sense dumbass
Haters gonna hate
“But I was too young to know how to love her”
– Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince (via afraidofvirginiawoolf)
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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Parents anniversary.
Step dad has to get a colonoscopy that day.
And I haven’t stopped laughing since I found out a week ago.
LOL.
“People speak sometimes about the ‘bestial’ cruelty of man, but that is terribly...”
– Dostoyevsky (via kateoplis)
deforest:
whoa slow down stop this fast crazy destructive glamorous and exploitative hollywood actor life
